Wedding vow for the middle aged:
I offer to you such love and companionship as you were never offered in your past life, bonded by the Holiest of Vows that we are truly capable of, if we but only try to keep mindful of each other and of each other’s needs and desires; wedded together in the presence of family and friends with the most Scared of humanly devotion; I extend to you my unceasing Love in mutual respect, forever, within this lifetime, extending unto and beyond the veil of the Great Mystery; together always; in illness and in good health; wrapped together within strong moral fiber, my loving Wife (Husband). Amen (I believe it so).
June 1, 2006 AD